Soda Junkie


 * "This guy is a soda addict, not a fighter. Use as a last resort."

The Soda Junkie is the basic starting patron that all players have access to at the start of every dimension. He is free to hire, making him a last resort in case a player spends all their gold before hiring a party.

Dinner Boy
Dinner Boys are variant of Soda Junkies that have the same graphical sprite and stats. They only show up in the tavern when there is food on a table. This requires purchasing at least one Table and the Kitchen upgraded to level 7. Auto-equip MUST be set to 'never' in the settings, a Dinner Boy will come pre-equipped with a Bib and Fork.